Friday, February 17, 2006

Freak!

To all women that think your husbands are overbearing, things could be worse.  Just check this freak out.  Make sure you go to the webpage to see the attached document.  This guy has some issues. Straight from The Smoking Gun:

Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages Repulsive "Wifely Expectations" pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case

FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

Thursday, February 9, 2006

Did Hell Just Freeze Over?

This is a sure sign that the apocalypse is at hand.  How in the world did Barry Manilow score the #1 album on Billboard this week?  Did we get suck into a time vacuum, and sent back to 1977?  Freakin' unbelievable.....

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Who has the No. 1 album? Barry Manilow 'Greatest Songs of the Fifties' his first chart-topper since 1977

NEW YORK (Billboard) -- Barry Manilow topped the U.S. pop charts for the first time in nearly 29 years Wednesday with an album of pop evergreens released in time for Valentine's Day.

"The Greatest Songs of the Fifties" (Arista), featuring versions of such tunes as "Unchained Melody" and "Love is a Many Splendored Thing," sold 156,000 copies in the week ended February 5, according to Nielsen SoundScan data.

His lone prior chart-topper came in July 1977 with the double LP "Live." His last album, "Scores: Songs From Copacabana and Harmony," released on the Concord jazz label, peaked at No. 47 in 2004.

"It's not only a genuine thrill to see the album enter the charts at Number One, but it's truly an historic occasion for both of us," said a statement from Arista Records founder Clive Davis, who first worked with Manilow in 1974 on the Grammy-nominated "Mandy."

Added Manilow, "I've had some pretty amazing experiences in my career, but this one tops them all ... I swear, if you live long enough, anything is possible!"

Last week's champion, pop-opera quartet Il Divo's "Ancora," fell five places to No. 6 with 93,000 copies.

Mary J. Blige's "The Breakthrough" jumped two places to No. 2 with 123,000 copies. The album has for weeks been dueling for No. 1 honors with Jamie Foxx's "Unpredictable," which slipped one place to No. 4 with 95,000 units.

Earning his highest Billboard 200 chart position ever, Italian singer Andrea Bocelli took the No. 3 slot with "Amore," which sold 113,000 copies. The album features duets with Stevie Wonder and Christina Aguilera.

Heather Headley's "In My Mind" debuted at No. 5 to become the Tony Award-winning performer's first top 10 album on The Billboard 200. The album sold a couple hundred fewer copies than Foxx's "Unpredictable" at 95,000, but unseated that set from the No. 1 slot on the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart due to stronger sales in the stores that make up that chart's contributing panel. Headley's previous release, "This Is Who I Am," peaked at No. 38 on The Billboard 200 in 2002.

The Eminem retrospective "Curtain Call: The Hits" rose one to No. 7 with 78,000 copies, switching places with Carrie Underwood's "Some Hearts," which sold 74,000 copies.

English balladeer James Blunt's "Back to Bedlam" rebounded two places to its previous peak position of No. 9, selling 71,000 copies in its 18th week on the chart.

Train's "For Me, It's You" bowed at No. 10 with 62,000 copies, considerably lower than the 87,000 sold by "My Private Nation," when it opened at No. 6 in 2003.

Other debuts included the compilation "Monster Ballads: Platinum Edition" (No. 18), the collection "WOW Gospel 2006" (No. 20), She Want's Revenge's self-titled album (No. 38), the Temptations' "Reflections" (No. 80) and Jamey Johnson's "The Dollar" (No. 87).

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/09/music.sales.reut/index.html

 

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

Are you CNN or the National Enquirer?

Everday, I logon to CNN.com for my news fix.  Every once in a while, CNN will post a "silly" story.  I guess it's an attempt to post some light news. After all, most of the news we're bombared with everyday is grim.  However, this story....this story is more tabloid than real journalism.   Something about "mouth-to-beak resuscitation" doesn't quite say real news to me......

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Kiss of life makes Boo Boo the chicken better

ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas (AP) -- This chicken had lips, just not her own.

A retired nurse saved her brother's chicken, Boo Boo, by administering mouth-to-beak resuscitation last week after the fowl was found floating face down in the family's pond.

Marian Morris said she hadn't had any practice with CPR in years, but she was interested to see if she "still had it."

"I breathed into its beak, and its dadgum eyes popped open," Morris said. "I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again. I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm."'

She said she did not know how to find a pulse on a chicken.

Boo Boo's owners, Jackie and Becky Calhoun, put her in a large cardboard box containing a grain feeder and water. They also placed a heater nearby.

The chicken is called Boo Boo because she is easily frightened. The Calhouns thought Boo Boo was startled and flopped into the pond.

 

 

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/08/chicken.ap/index.html

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

Ah, this is so wise!!!

"The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk."

-- Alben William Barkley