Monday, December 11, 2006

What's in a name?

Hmmm...let me try to understand the following: Grammy-winning pop singer Mariah Carey is trying to block porn star-turned politician Mary Carey from trademarking her similar-sounding stage name, saying that fans could get the two performers confused.

Yes, Mariah, you do share the same last name as Mary Carey, but Mariah sounds nothing like Mary.  In fact,  the only reason why people may confuse the two of you is the fact that sometimes....you kinda dress like a porn star.   I'm not saying that's bad, but it is what it is.


 

 

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Defeating The Purpose

Memo to dog enthusiast: if you dress your dog in a fur coat, you are a loser.   That's like putting a fat suit on a fat person because they're already fat.   Losers:

A Yorkshire Terrier presents a creation during a fashion show featuring the winter collection for dogs in Moscow December 1, 2006

 

 

Saturday, December 9, 2006

What's the smell?!?!

I have never been on a plane and encountered a passenger who "lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence"; in fact, that's probably the one and only place where something like this should not happen.   The flight was diverted, passengers screened, reboared, with the exception of the one who delt it.  "The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident."  I don't think it's against the law to pass gas, but doing it on a plane is not a very good idea. 

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Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing

NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.