Wednesday, December 21, 2005

What's wrong here?

Here's futher evidence that the world is going down the toilet.  A judge in New Mexico has issued a restarining order against Late Night TV host Daivd Letterman, claiming that he "used code words" to convince a woman that "he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host."  The restraining order was issued on the behalf of "Colleen Nestler, who alleged in a request filed last Thursday that Letterman has forced her to go bankrupt and caused her "mental cruelty" and "sleep deprivation" since May 1994."    

Where do I start?  Well, for starters, the judge is a moron.  This woman never met David Letterman, yet, her restraining order says Letterman needs to "stay at least 3 yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering" Lady, you're nuts!  And the judge is a fool!  I don't think David Letterman was sending out brain waves to you, and I don't think he wants you to be his co-host.   I think the issue here is you're a loon.  And the judge, shame on you.   Did an anvil fall on your head the day your granted this restraining order?   Also, since New York is about 2,500 miles from New Mexico,  I'm assuming your order for Letterman to keep him three yards away from this woman means she needs to stay away from the TV at that same lenght.   How about the two of you get your heads check?  Also, does anyone agree with me that if Letterman was really sending out brain waves to this loon, that a simple change of the channel on her TV might have stoppe it?  Mmmm, maybe not, because she's koo-koo.   And I don't think Letterman made you go bankrupt.  Sounds like you have some demons to work out.   Also, I'd like to thank this judge for making me loose futher faith in our justice system. Way to go!!!##################################################################

Letterman subject of restraining order Woman says TV host courted her with code words, gestures

SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) -- Lawyers for David Letterman want a judge to quash a restraining order granted to a Santa Fe woman who contends the CBS late-night host used code words to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host.

A state judge granted a temporary restraining order to Colleen Nestler, who alleged in a request filed last Thursday that Letterman has forced her to go bankrupt and caused her "mental cruelty" and "sleep deprivation" since May 1994.

Nestler requested that Letterman, who tapes his show in New York, stay at least 3 yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering."

Lawyers for Letterman, in a motion filed Tuesday, contend the order is without merit and asked state District Judge Daniel Sanchez to quash it.

"Celebrities deserve protection of their reputation and legal rights when the occasional fan becomes dangerous or deluded," Albuquerque lawyer Pat Rogers wrote in the motion.

Nestler told The Associated Press by telephone Wednesday that she had no comment pending her request for a permanent restraining order "and I pray to God I get it."

Sanchez set a Jan. 12 hearing on the permanent order.

Letterman's longtime Los Angeles lawyer, Jim Jackoway, said Nestler's claims were "obviously absurd and frivolous."

"This constitutes an unfortunate abuse of the judicial process," he said.

Nestler's application for a restraining order was accompanied by a six-page typed letter in which she said Letterman used code words, gestures and "eye expressions" to convey his desires for her.

She wrote that she began sending Letterman "thoughts of love" after his "Late Show" began in 1993, and that he responded in code words and gestures, asking her to come East.

She said he asked her to be his wife during a televised "teaser" for his show by saying, "Marry me, Oprah." Her letter said Oprah was the first of many code names for her and that the coded vocabulary increased and changed with time.

Her letter does not say why she recently sought a restraining order.

Rogers' motion to quash the order contends the court lacks jurisdiction over Letterman, that Nestler never served him with restraining order papers, and that she didn't meet other procedural requirements.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/21/people.letterman.restraining.ap/index.html

Quote Of The Day

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."   Sam Levenson

Friday, December 16, 2005

Great Quote!

"Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings -- that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide."

-- Buddha

Friday, December 9, 2005

Have A Hilton Christmas

It's been a while since I've made a post.  I've been slacking off, so let's see if I can pick it up.  I just came across this story about a man in Rhode Island who decided to adore his lawn with blown-up pictures of Paris Hilton as his way of celebrating the holidays.  Dude, why?   This time of year most people put up Christmas lights around their homes.  Some place menorahs in their windows.  Some put up Christmas Trees (yes, it's called a Christmas Tree, not a Holiday Tree).   Paris Hilton isn't exactly someone that strikes me as being lawn-worthy.  In any case, you are a very weird dude.   It appears you put a lot of time and effort into your display.  How about using that same energy to do, oh, I don't know, watching football, or getting yourself a girlfriend.  Obviously, you don't have one.    ##################################################################   Naughty or nice? Paris Hilton display upsets neighbors

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CRANSTON, Rhode Island (AP) -- Some people go with a reindeer ornament or an inflatable Santa Claus for their holiday lawn display. Joe Moretti went with Paris Hilton.

Moretti's display features a collection of blown-up images of Hilton adorned with pink lights. In one, she sports a tiny pink top hiding little of her chest, in another, she wears knee-high boots and a sultry pout. Even Hilton's faithful Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, is celebrated in a colorful portrait.

Reaction has been mixed, and some say it is inappropriate.

"If it's offending anyone, I apologize," Moretti, 38, said. "That's not the intent. The intent is to be different and to be creative and let them see a little bit of Hollywood or New York -- bring it to Cranston."

The display includes a list entitled "How to Be a Hilton," complete with tips such as: "An entrance is everything," "NEVER wake before 10 a.m." and "NEVER spend the summer in NYC." A number of cars slowed or came to a complete stop on the busy road as they passed Moretti's house Thursday afternoon.

"It's nothing more than they could see on TV, on normal stations -- or actuallyat school," said Stefanie D'Angelos, 28, who has four children.

Ron Raffonelli, 65, said he would be upset if his young grandchildren came to associate Christmas with a naked woman. He'd prefer the kids to think of Santa Claus.

After all, Raffonelli said, "He's been around longer."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/09/paris.christmas.ap/index.html

 

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Dear Kazakhstan.....

Dear Kazakhstan,

Let me start by saying who are you?  I mean I've seen the fake tv reporter that Ali G protrays as being from your country, but until I saw this CNN article, I didn't know you really existed.   I thought Ali G was just making you up.  I'm astonished to learn that you're "the world's ninth largest country".  Really?  A country your size has surely contributed to the world's culture with......with.....c'mon, what have you given the world, other than a phony TV reporter?

Using your logic, the United States should sue Jerry Lewis for protaying Americans as morons.  Why do you think the French love him so much?   By the way, go ahead and sue Ali G.  I'm curious to see what happens.

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Kazakhstan threatens to sue comedian

story.borat.jpg Sacha Baron Cohen portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter named Borat

ASTANA, Kazakhstan (Reuters) -- Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show," has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West, on British and U.S. channels.

Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing.

"We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind." He declined to elaborate.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/11/15/kazakhstan.comedian.reut/index.html

Look out Coke & Pepsi, It's......eeeeuuuuoooo! Gross!

When I think of some of the nicest smells to smell (flowers, the ocean, a bar-b-que grill), fish doesn't come to mind.  So, when I read this story about Jones Soda coming out with Salmon-flavored soda, " When you smell it, it's got that smoked salmon aroma", just struck me as just down-right nasty.    Jones Soda, based in Seattle, is selling this soda in a package which "also includes other unusual sodas such as turkey & gravy, corn on the cob, broccoli casserole and pecan pie."   Nothing says Merry Christmas like nasty-ass soda!  Thank you, Jones Soda!!!

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Salmon-flavored soda, anyone?
Jones Soda adds a Pacific Northwest twist to its Thanksgiving flavors, and it smells fishy.
November 15, 2005: 7:45 AM EST

SEATTLE (Reuters) - For beverage connoisseurs tired of turkey-and-gravy or green-beans-and-casserole-flavored sodas, there's a new choice being offered this year by specialty U.S. soda manufacturer Jones Soda Co.: salmon.

Jones Soda, the Seattle company that scored a hit during the last two holiday seasons with its turkey-and-gravy-flavored sodas, said it is offering the orange-hued fish-flavored drink this year in a nod to the Pacific Northwest's salmon catch.

"When you smell it, it's got that smoked salmon aroma," said Peter van Stolk, chief executive of Jones Soda.

The artificially flavored salmon soda will be offered as part of a $13 "regional holiday pack" that also includes other unusual sodas such as turkey & gravy, corn on the cob, broccoli casserole and pecan pie.

While those bottles will be offered locally, Jones Soda is also selling its similarly-priced "holiday pack" of turkey and gravy, wild herb stuffing, brussels sprouts, cranberry and pumpkin pie sodas across the country.

Thanksgiving, a U.S. holiday that falls on the fourth Thursday of November, typically features a dinner with turkey, gravy and other condiments.

Van Stolk, who built his Seattle-based soda company by selling traditional sodas as well as exotic flavors such as green apple, bubble gum and crushed melon, said that "the most important thing (about Jones Soda) is that we can laugh at ourselves."

Asked whether he liked his new salmon soda, van Stolk said: "I cannot finish a bottle, I just can't."

 

http://money.cnn.com/2005/11/15/news/funny/salmon_soda.reut/index.htm?cnn=yes 

Thursday, November 10, 2005

"Toilet Man" Follow-Up

Well, well.....well.   When I first heard about this sap getting super-glued to a toilet seat, my first reaction was "Well, why didn't you look before you sat down?".  My next reaction was "Unless this is a joke between friends or some kind of frat thing, why would someone at the Home Depot put glue on a toilet seat?".  It just sounded fishy.

Now we have a follow up story.  Apparently Bob Dougherty "was glued to a toilet seat in the town's visitor center (Nederland, CO) but pulled himself free" in 2004.  Wow, talk about lighting in a bottle.  Twice he was glued to a toilet seat????? TWICE?  I don't know anyone that's every been glued to a toilet seat, let alone more than once. 

Oh, and let's not forget this moron is suing Home Depot for $3 million for "pain, humiliation and financial loss" for the incident with their toilet.  WOW!  Is this guy a millionaire?  What financial loss are we talking about here?  It's not like you were in a car accident, or suffered sever trauma; you got your ass glued to a toilet!   And, apparently, you've had this happen before.   Here's some advise; stop gluing yourself to toilets and blaming other people, and get your self some new glasses and a haircut so can land yourself a girlfriend and not spend your idle time with trying to come up with ways to con people.   C'mon.....really? You've been glued to toilets twice????

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Man glued to toilet may have history Town official: He's complained of same misfortune in past

story.toilet.man.ap.jpg Bob Dougherty wants $3 million for a prank he says left him stuck.

DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper.

Bob Dougherty's lawsuit alleges employees at the store ignored his pleas for help on the day before Halloween 2003 because they thought he was kidding.

But Ron Trzepacz, former director of operations for the town of Nederland, where Dougherty lives, told the Rocky Mountain News in Tuesday's editions that Dougherty told him in the summer of 2004 he was glued to a toilet seat in the town's visitor center but pulled himself free.

Trzepacz told the paper he inspected the bathroom and found "no indication that anything had been on the toilet seat." No police report was filed, he said.

Dougherty's lawyer, Mark Cohen, denied his client made such a claim and said Dougherty, 57, is willing to take a polygraph test.

"The allegation doesn't make any sense," Cohen told The Associated Press Tuesday.

Neither Trzepacz nor the Nederland town administrator immediately returned a call from AP. Nederland is about 45 miles northwest of Denver.

Dougherty's lawsuit, filed October 28, states that officials at the store in Louisville called for an ambulance after he had been stuck for about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, which separated from his skin, leaving abrasions, according to the suit. (Full story)

The lawsuit also stated Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and that he thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck.

The lawsuit claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial loss. It seeks $3 million.

"It's not about the money. I want my health back. I want to be back to normal," Dougherty said. "I want to make sure this doesn't happen to anybody ever, ever again."

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/toilet.man.ap/index.html

Thursday, November 3, 2005

Look before you sit!!!

I'm not very keen on using public restroom.  So when I saw this story, my first reaction was "See! Public toilets are dangerous".   Besides glue, "other things" could be waiting on a toilet seat, just waiting to jump up and hitch a ride home. :-)   LOL   Besides, didn't he look before he sat down?  Apparently he didn't use a sanitary napkin, either.      Of course, he'll end up getting a huge check from Home Depot.  We should all be so lucky.  I think I'm going to head to Wal-Mart and super glue myself to a urinal!  LOL   ###############################################################

 

Glued to toilet, man sues Home Depot

DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- Home Depot was sued by a shopper from a Colorado store who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.

Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.

"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dougherty told The Daily Camera, of Boulder. "They just let me rot."

The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the store in Louisville, Colorado, on the day before Halloween 2003.

A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said.

Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes.

Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and Dougherty, "frightened and humiliated," passed out as they wheeled him out of the store, court papers said. The toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.

"This is not Home Depot's fault," Dougherty said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html

Please Just Go Away

Former FEMA Director Michael Brown makes me sick.   Just when I thought I heard it all, here comes a story from CNN regarding emails that Mr. Brown sent before and during Hurricane Katrina.  Among other things, he was concerned about his personal appearance during the hurricane.  As noted in this story, on "August 29, the day of the storm, Brown exchanged e-mails about his attire with Taylor Melancon said. She told him, "You look fabulous," and Brown replied, "I got it at Nordstroms. ... Are you proud of me?".   Unreal!  I still have images of corpses in the streets of New Orleans, all the while this moron is talking about his overpriced shirt.  

Oh, and this is the worse part of all.   Michael Brown told Congress that he wasn't aware of there being any trouble at the Superdome until two days after the Hurricane.  In the CNN story, it's pointed out that "Marty Bahamonde, one of the only FEMA employees in New Orleans, wrote to Brown that "the situation is past critical" and listed problems including many people near death and food and water running out at the Superdome. Brown's entire response was: "Thanks for the update. Anything specific I need to do or tweak?"   Yeah, how about getting your mind tweaked!  You are such a tool.   Of course, let's not forget "before joining the Bush administration, Brown spent a decade as the stewards and judges commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association."  Yeah, I can see how working with horses qualifies you to be the head of FEMA.    

And this is laughable; "Brown is still on the federal payroll at his $148,000 annual salary. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, saying Brown's expertise was needed as he investigated what went wrong, agreed to a 30-day extension when Brown resigned. Chertoff renewed that extension in mid-October."  WHAT EXPERTISE????  He has none, other than how to dress and to raise horses!!!!  Please stop using my tax money to pay this fool.  Let him get back to his beloved horses.   ###############################################################   'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged E-mails give insight into Brown's leadership, attitude

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A Louisiana congressman says e-mails written by the government's emergency response chief as Hurricane Katrina raged showalack of concern for the unfolding tragedy and a failure in leadership.

Rep. Charlie Melancon, whose district south of New Orleans was devastated by the hurricane, posted a sampling of e-mails written by Federal Emergency Management chief Michael Brown on his Web site on Wednesday.

The Democratic lawmaker cited several e-mails that he said show Brown's failures. In one, as employees looked for direction and support on the ravaged Gulf Coast, Brown offered to "tweak" the federal response.

Two days after Katrina hit, Marty Bahamonde, one of the only FEMA employees in New Orleans, wrote to Brown that "the situation is past critical" and listed problems including many people near death and food and water running out at the Superdome.

Brown's entire response was: "Thanks for the update. Anything specific I need to do or tweak?" (Copies of e-mails posted by critic -- PDF)

On September 12 Brown resigned, 10 days after President Bush told him, "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Brown is still on the federal payroll at his $148,000 annual salary. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, saying Brown's expertise was needed as he investigated what went wrong, agreed to a 30-day extension when Brown resigned. Chertoff renewed that extension in mid-October.

Brown took over FEMA in 2003 with little experience in emergency management. He joined the agency in 2001 as legal counsel to his college friend, then-FEMA director Joe Allbaugh, who was Bush's 2000 campaign manager. When Allbaugh left FEMA in 2003 Brown assumed the top job.

Before joining the Bush administration, Brown spent a decade as the stewards and judges commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association.

The e-mails Melancon posted, a sampling of more than 1,000 provided to the House committee now assessing responses to Katrina by all levels of government, also show Brown making flippant remarks about his responsibilities.

"Can I quit now? Can I come home?" Brown wrote to Cindy Taylor, FEMA's deputy director of public affairs, the morning of the hurricane.

A few days later, Brown wrote to an acquaintance, "I'm trapped now, please rescue me."

"In the midst of the overwhelming damage caused by the hurricane and enormous problems faced by FEMA, Mr. Brown found time to exchange e-mails about superfluous topics," including"problems finding a dog-sitter," Melancon said.

Melancon said that on August 26, just days before Katrina made landfall, Brown e-mailed his press secretary, Sharon Worthy, about his attire, asking: "Tie or not for tonight? Button-down blue shirt?"

A few days later, Worthy advised Brown: "Please roll up the sleeves of your shirt, all shirts. Even the president rolled his sleeves to just below the elbow. In this [crisis] and on TV you just need to look more hard-working."

On August 29, the day of the storm, Brown exchanged e-mails about his attire with Taylor, Melancon said. She told him, "You look fabulous," and Brown replied, "I got it at Nordstroms. ... Are you proud of me?"

An hour later, Brown added: "If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire, you'll really vomit. I am a fashion god," according to the congressman.

The e-mails came from Chertoff, who oversees FEMA, following a request by Melancon and Rep. Tom Davis, R-Virginia, chairman of a House committee appointed to investigate what went wrong during Katrina, Melancon said.

Brown resigned amid accusations that FEMA acted too slowly after Katrina hammered Louisiana and Mississippi, killing more than 1,200 people. He defended the government's response and blamed leaders in Louisiana for failing to act quickly as the hurricane approached.

He acknowledged he made some mistakes as FEMA's director, but he stressed that the agency "is not a first responder," insisting that role belonged to state and local officials.

Brown could not be reached for comment Wednesday night on the e-mails and Melancon's charges.

Although Chertoff has not turned over all the documents requested by the committee, Melancon charged that the material received so far contradicts testimony by Brown before the committee in which he described himself as an effective leader. (Melancon's analysis of e-mails -- PDF)

Melancon used an e-mail sent September 2, four days after the hurricane hit, to illustrate his point. On that day, Brown received a message with the subject "medical help." At the time, thousands of patients were being transported to the New Orleans airport, which had been converted to a makeshift hospital. Because of a lack of ventilators, medical personnel had to ventilate patients by hand for as long as 35 hours, according to Melancon.

The text of the e-mail reads: "Mike, Mickey and other medical equipment people have a 42-foot trailer full of beds, wheelchairs, oxygen concentrators, etc. They are wanting to take them where they can be used but need direction.

"Mickey specializes in ventilator patients so can be very helpful with acute care patients. If you could have someone contact him and let him know if he can be of service, he would appreciate it. Know you are busy but they really want to help."

Melancon said Brown didn't respond for four days, when he forwarded the original e-mail to FEMA Deputy Chief of Staff Brooks Altshuler and Deputy Director of Response Michael Lowder.

The text of Brown's e-mail to them read: "Can we use these people?"

Melancon also charged that few of the e-mails from Brown show him assigning specific tasks to employees or responding to pressing problems.

On September 1, FEMA officials exchanged e-mails reporting severe shortages of ice and water in Mississippi. They were to receive 60 trucks of ice and 26 trucks of water the next day, even though they needed 450 trucks of each.

Robert Fenton, a FEMA regional response official, predicted "serious riots" if insufficient supplies arrive.

Brown was forwarded the series of e-mails about the problem, but no response from him is shown in the e-mails provided to the committee, Melancon said.

Katrina came ashore along the Louisiana-Mississippi state line, after being downgraded from a Category 5 to a Category 4 storm. It flooded 80 percent of New Orleans. It was followed about a month later by Hurricane Rita, which caused more damage and flooding.

Melancon and several other Democrats from districts directly affected by Katrina were invited to participate as a ex-officio members of the Katrina investigative committee, though they have no formal role. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi refused to appoint any Democrats to the panel after GOP leaders rebuffed Democratic demands for an independent probe.

This is the second time a congressional committee had dealt with e-mails relating to FEMA's Katrina response. A complete transcript of Brown's e-mail traffic during the Katrina crisis has not been released by the Department of Homeland Security.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/03/brown.fema.emails/index.html

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

The Judge and his wives!!!

I really don't see what the big deal is.  Isn't bigamy legal in Utah? I wuz jus keading!  :-)   I've have to agree that any judge that commits a crime has a conflict of intrest.   But I have to ask why...why did it take a "14-month investigation" that "determined Steed was a polygamist and as such had violated Utah's bigamy law"?  Men have traveled to the moon and back in less time, yet, it took all of 14 months for investigators to determine this judge has more than one wife.  Heck, he has three wives!  Why didn't one of these investigators just, oh, I don't know, go to the judge's home and see all three wives tending to whatever they were tending to?  That could have been done in one day.

By the way, bigamy was outlawed in Utah in 1890.  I think someone should tell this judge that he needs to update his law books.....

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Utah judge with 3 wives fights for job

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- A judge will ask the state Supreme Court on Wednesday to let him stay on the bench after a commission that oversees judges ordered him dismissed because he has three wives.

Those pursuing the case against Judge Walter Steed say his plural marriage creates a conflict: After taking an oath to uphold the law, he shouldn't be breaking it.

"You can't have it both ways," said Colin Winchester, the executive director of the state's Judicial Conduct Commission.

The commission issued an order seeking Steed's removal from the bench in February, after a 14-month investigation determined Steed was a polygamist and as such had violated Utah's bigamy law.

Bigamy is a third-degree felony in Utah punishable by up to five years in prison, but Steed's attorney, Rod Parker, said Utah's attorney general and the Washington County prosecutor have declined to prosecute his client.

Steed has served for 25 years in the southern border town of Hildale, handing down rulings in drunken driving and domestic violence cases. Parker contends the bigamy statute is only enforced in rare cases, such as when someone has been duped into marrying someone who already has a wife.

"There is no allegation that it's affecting his performance on the bench," Parker said. "It really is truly only about his private conduct."

The complaint against Steed was filed with the commission in November 2003 by Tapestry Against Polygamy, an advocacy group founded by ex-polygamous women who organized to help others leave the handful of secretive religious colonies that adhere to the practice.

Plural marriage was an original tenet of the mainline Mormon church, but the faith abandoned the practice as a condition of statehood in 1890. About 30,000 polygamists, who split from the main church into various fundamentalist sects more than 100 years ago, are believed to be living in Utah.

Steed legally married his first wife in 1965, according to court documents. The second and third wives were married -- or "sealed" as the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints refers to it -- to him in religious ceremonies in 1975 and 1985.

The three women are biological sisters and no one in the family was expecting that the second and third marriages would be civilly recognized.

"I think it's an equal protection problem," Parker said.

The state Supreme Court's chief justice, Christine Durham, opted not to place Steed on administrative leave during the investigation.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/02/polygamous.judge.ap/index.html

Friday, October 28, 2005

Stupid Is, Stupid Does

I've often said that if criminals put as much effort into doing good and they do when they are bad, then the world would be so much better.  Case in point: this CNN story talks of a woman in Oregon who won $1 million in the lottery, however, she made the purchase using a stolen credit card.

Is putting down a buck to much to ask here?  Lady, you're short $1 million because you were being a criminal.  And, you're going to jail!  I want to say you're just star-crossed, but, the reality is you're a moron.  I've never, ever heard of something like this happening.  Just think: if you had four quaters, or a dollar, 100 pennies, etc, and bought this ttk the right way, you could have hired a decent lawyer to prevent you from going to jail.   But, as the subject says: Stupid Is, Stupid Does. 

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Police: Winning lottery ticket purchased with stolen credit card

MEDFORD, Oregon (AP) -- A woman bought a winning lottery ticket worth $1 million with a stolen credit card and could wind up with nothing if convicted, police said.

Christina Goodenow, 38, of White City in southern Oregon faced numerous theft-related charges, forgery and possession of methamphetamine, said authorities, who searched her home Thursday. The card belonged to a deceased relative, they said.

If convicted of any of the charges, Goodenow will not be able to collect prize money from the winning ticket, said police Lt. Tim George.

Oregon Lottery officials refused to discuss specifics of the case because an investigation is still under way.

"I'll be fascinated to see how this shakes out," Lottery spokesman Chuck Baumann said. "In my 12 years with the Oregon Lottery, this is the first time I've encountered something like this."

Goodenow purchased the winning ticket October 9 using a credit card that had belonged to her mother-in-law, who died more than a year ago, police said.

Goodenow traveled to Oregon Lottery headquarters in Salem on October 12 to accept an installment payment of $33,500. The $1 million grand prize is paid out over 20 years.

Detectives began tracking Goodenow on Wednesday after learning that she had used the credit card to purchase several items, including the ticket.

A search warrant served at her home Thursday turned up some methamphetamine, but little money, George said.

"Our investigation is still trying to determine what happened to the $33,500," George said.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/28/lottery.creditcard.ap/index.html    

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Shame On You, Wal-Mart

CNN reported today that an internal memo from Wal-Mart's headquarters was leaked stating, among other things, that it "could hold down spending on health care and benefits by hiring more part-time workers and encouraging healthier, more productive employees."  Essentially they're saying ,"It's bad enough that we have to pay for your associate's healthcare, but here's a a great way to solve that problem.  Just encourage everyone to work part-time, so we don't have pay them healthcare, and lets' not hire anyone with health problems.  They'll just clutter our bottom line." 

It's not like the bulk of employees at Wal-Mart earn a lot of money.  I don't see any Wal-Mart cashiers making $100 K a year, or having a diversified portfolio.  Point is, they make barely minimum wage for a company that is making hundreds of millions of dollars a day, yet, this company is still wants to make their bottom line look better but cutting health benefits.   I'm majoring in Business Management in college, but I haven't come across a course that taught how to humiliate bottom-rung employees.  That's just bad business, Wal-Mart.   The article does go on to state other options Wal-Mart is proposing to allow associates to create "consumer-driven health plans with Health Savings Accounts that would go toward paying higher deductibles", but this is still a burden on the employees, and will probably cause them to pay more for their health benefits.   Bottom-line: Wal-Mart doesn't want to care for it's employee's healthcare.  I wonder if those in upper management at Wal-Mart will also have to pay more for their health benefits also.  I think Sam Walton would be pissed if he knew this was happening.

 

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Wal-Mart memo: Unhealthy need not apply
Document sent to retailer's board by VP offers means of cutting benefit costs and shoring up image.
October 26, 2005: 4:32 PM EDT

NEW YORK (CNN) - A Wal-Mart vice president has suggested to the company's board of directors that it could hold down spending on health care and benefits by hiring more part-time workers and encouraging "healthier, more productive employees," according to an internal memo obtained by CNN.

CNN obtained the 12-page memo, written by Susan Chambers, ahead of the board's November meeting, from the Web site of Wal-Mart Watch, a strong critic of Wal-Mart's labor practices, which says the memo was sent to its offices.

Wal-Mart posted the memo on its Web site early Wednesday.

As the world's largest retailer and largest U.S. nonunion private-sector employer -- with more than 1.3 million "associates" in its U.S. stores -- Wal-Mart has been a lightning rod for criticism about its wage and benefits policies, and has been hit by lawsuits alleging gender discrimination. It also has drawn fire for allegedly stifling small businesses and squeezing its vendors.

In the memo, Chambers wrote that a survey of employees had shown that "associates are satisfied overall with their benefits [but] they are opposed to most traditional cost-control levers," such as higher deductibles.

"Most troubling," she wrote, "the least healthy, least productive associates are more satisfied with their benefits than other segments and are interested in longer careers with Wal-Mart."

Chambers acknowledged that the company's benefit offering "is vulnerable to at least some of" the criticism leveled at it, "especially with regard to the affordability of coverage and associates' reliance on Medicaid."

Chambers' memo proposes a number of ways that Wal-Mart could hold down spending on health care and benefits while minimizing damage to its reputation. Those proposals include nine "limited-risk initiatives" and five "bold steps."

The initiatives include increasing the number of part-time employees while making it easier for part-time employees to become eligible for benefits and offering a variety of benefits from which employees may choose.

Chambers also mentioned a plan already under way to add health clinics to stores.

The "bold steps" called for Wal-Mart to institute "consumer-driven health plans" with Health Savings Accounts that would go toward paying higher deductibles; restructuring the retirement program to put more money into health care and less into retirement; redesigning employment at Wal-Mart "to attract a healthier, more productive workforce"; making strategic investments to counter criticism; and improving communications about the company's benefits offering.

There was no date on Chambers' memo, but on Monday Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott discussed the need to increase the federal minimum wage and a new "value option" health-care plan aimed at making insurance more available to employees.

Scott told company directors and executives that he was urging Congress to raise the minimum wage from $5.15 per hour "and take a look at ... other legislation that can help working families."

Tracy Sefl, a spokeswoman for Wal-Mart Watch, told CNN/Money Tuesday that Scott's comments on raising the minimum wage were "laughable and out of left field."

Scott also discussed a new health-care package with lower premiums for Wal-Mart workers.

The new "value option" plan, which will be introduced Jan. 1, offers insurance coverage for $23 a month "and kids covered for less than 50 cents per day ... no matter how many children," Scott said.

"We will offer this plan for $11 a month, with children covered for less than 30 cents per day, in some markets," he said, "and we are working to offer these savings nationally."

Under the new plan, a $1,000 deductible won't kick in until an employee or family member has seen a doctor three times. The first year carries a $25,000 insurance cap, and there are out-of-pocket payments ranging from $300 for prescriptions to $1,000 for hospital stays.

Health Savings Accounts, created by the federal government last year, would help with deductibles.

Sefl told The New York Times that the company's new plan is a "healthy person's plan [that] doesn't fully address the needs of a majority of their work force."

Currently, fewer than half of Wal-Mart's workers are covered by company health insurance, compared with more than 80 percent at Costco (down $0.82 to $47.10, Research), its leading competitor, the paper said. The company declined to estimate how many additional workers would be covered under the new plan.

Chambers said in her memo that the recommended changes would still leave "a significant number of associates and their children" qualified for Medicaid.

"Because many of these programs will offer more generous health insurance than Wal-Mart provides, many associates will still choose to enroll in Medicaid, leaving the door open for continued attacks" from the company's critics, she wrote.

But, she said, those working on the problems believe the advantages of their proposals outweigh the risks.

Shares of Wal-Mart (up $0.19 to $45.58, Research) were up nearly 1 percent in afternoon trading on the New York Stock Exchange.

 

http://money.cnn.com/2005/10/26/news/fortune500/walmart/index.htm

Monday, October 24, 2005

Have you seen this Village Person?

The dancing cop from The Village People is on the loose!!!  This is pretty serious, considering that he's now listed on America's Most Wanted's webpage!  Wow!  Dude went from being a world-famous dancing cop, to a wanted fugitive.  If you see him please contact your local police.

 

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Village People "Cop" Wanted

 Overview

Victor Willis played the Cop for the Village People from 1977 to 1979

Authorities in California are now searching for one "cop" who's on the wrong side of the law. Victor Edward Willis, who played the part of the policeman in the 1970s band the Village People is wanted on charges of possession of narcotics. Police say Willis skipped out on a court hearing on October 21, 2005, and now a California judge has issued a warrant for his arrest.

Willis was due in San Mateo County Superior Court for sentencing in a drug case. But, authorities say he never showed.

According to officials, Willis was arrested in July after getting caught at a traffic stop allegedly holding crack cocaine, a loaded pistol and drug paraphernalia in his convertible Corvette. Then, cops say Willis posted $100,000 bail and was released.

Macho Man Takes Off

Overview

The Village People had major hits, including "YMCA" and "Macho Man"

Willis' lawyer, Kenneth Quigly has told a California newspaper that his client bailed because he "is scheduled for surgery." Quigley said he first learned of Willis' plan to ditch the mandatory hearing after Willis left a message on his voicemail.

Willis was convicted in 1990 of drug posession and was acquitted of rape in 1993.

Disco Pioneer

Willis cofounded the Village People in 1977. He co-wrote and sang lead on the band's biggest hits, including "YMCA," "Macho Man" and "In the Navy," where he was known as the Cop. Willis left the band in 1979.

 

http://www.amw.com/fugitives/case.cfm?id=35412

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Er.....ok......

Not sure how to comment on this story, other than to say "er....ok...."

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Man Gets 33 Years to Match Larry Bird's Jersey

OKLAHOMA CITY (Oct. 20) - A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to - all because of Celtics great Larry Bird.

The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be.

"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."

 

http://articles.news.aol.com/sports/article.adp?id=20051020114009990009

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

You can't be a justice if you can't pay your BAR dues

Forget that she may overturn abortion, or that she has never been a judge.   The issue I have with Harriet Miers is that she forgot to pay her bar dues, causing her law license to be "suspended in the District of Columbia earlier this year".   Somehow I can't see someone becoming a Supreme Court Justice when they forget to pay their bar fee.  Would you want a lawyer to represent you who forgets to pay their bar fees?  Even Dan Fielding paid his bar fee! (You know, Dan Fielding?  Night Court?  Was a hit on the 80's?)  Her forgetfulness scares me.  What if she forgets to show up for court?  Lord knows what else she's forgotten to do.......

 

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/10/18/miers.ap/index.html

Miers supported ban on most abortions

Supreme Court nominee pledged to support pro-life group in 1989

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers pledged support in 1989 for a constitutional amendment banning abortions except when necessary to save the life of the mother, according to material given to the Senate on Tuesday.

As a candidate for the Dallas city council, Miers also signaled support for the overall agenda of Texans United for Life -- agreeing she would support legislation restricting abortions if the Supreme Court ruled that states could ban abortions and would participate in "pro-life rallies and special events."

Miers made her views known in a candidate questionnaire the White House submitted to the Senate Judiciary Committee, which is expected to hold hearings on her Supreme Court nomination next month. The one-page questionnaire was filled out, but unsigned, although the Bush administration affirmed its authenticity.

"The answers clearly reflect that Harriet Miers is opposed to Roe v. Wade," said Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a Democrat and only woman on the Judiciary Committee. "This raises very serious concerns about her ability to fairly apply the law without bias in this regard. It will be my intention to question her very carefully about these issues."

GOP Sens. Kay Bailey Hutchison and John Cornyn of Texas, who support Miers, say the questionnaire was written while Miers was a politician, and she would leave political decisions behind as a judge. "That information is interesting, and some people may draw their own conclusions from it, but I believe that Harriet Miers will be the type of judge who will not attempt to pursue a personal or political agenda from the bench," Cornyn said.

That view was echoed at the White House where presidential spokesman Scott McClellan said that Miers answered the questions as a candidate during the course of a campaign.

"The role of a judge is very different from the role of a candidate or a political officeholder," McClellan said.

"Harriet Miers, just like Chief Justice (John) Roberts, recognizes that personal views and ideology and religion have no role to play when it comes to making decisions on the bench," he said. "Your role as a judge is to look at all the facts and look at the law and apply the law to that case."

The questionnaire also revealed that the White House was considering Miers for its first Supreme Court nomination along with now-Chief Justice John Roberts.

"When Justice Sandra Day O'Connor first announced her desire to retire, I was asked whether my name should be considered," she said in the questionnaire. "I indicated at that time that I did not want to be considered."

Qualifications questioned

The document surfaced as the White House struggled to reassure conservatives who have been critical of Miers' appointment, depicting her as a crony of President Bush who lacks the background or qualifications to sit on the high court.

There was fresh evidence of trouble for Miers during the day, when Sen. David Vitter, R-Louisiana, issued a statement saying, "My top questions are: does she have a consistent and well-grounded conservative judicial philosophy and what objective evidence is there of it from her life's work?"

Miers, 60, meanwhile, continued meeting privately with senators during the day, part of a round of courtesy calls that precede the opening of confirmation hearings.

"With her conservative judicial philosophy, she understands that judges must not legislate from the bench," said Jay Sekulow, chief counsel of the conservative American Center for Law and Justice and a Miers supporter. "And while she may hold personal views that underscore the value of human life, it would be wrong for those views to be used against her in the confirmation process."

The 1989 questionnaire was designed to gauge candidates' views on the drive to ban most abortions, either by constitutional amendment or by state law in the event the Supreme Court overturned a 1973 ruling that established abortion rights.

"If Congress passes a Human Life Amendment to the Constitution that would prohibit abortion except when it was necessary to prevent the death of the mother, would you actively support its ratification by the Texas Legislature," asked an April 1989 questionnaire sent out by the Texans United for Life group.

Miers checked "yes" to that question, and all of the group's questions, including whether she would oppose the use of public moneys for abortions and whether she would use her influence to keep "pro-abortion" people off city health boards and commissions.

The swing vote

The abortion issue hangs over Miers' nomination much as it did over the appointment of Chief Justice John Roberts earlier this year. The situations are different, however -- Roberts replaced the late William Rehnquist, who voted to overturn the 1973 abortion ruling. Miers would succeed retiring Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, who has voted to uphold it.

"A candidate taking a political position in the course of a campaign is different from the role of a judge making a ruling in the judicial process." said Jim Dyke, a White House spokesman.

Miers' nomination has been met with skepticism from some conservatives, who say she has little by way of a record to establish her views on abortion, affirmative action and other issues. The Texans United for Life questionnaire is additional evidence of how Miers feels about abortion, with some of her supporters assuring conservatives that they believe she would overturn the Supreme Court's landmark Roe v. Wade ruling.

Miers also bought a $150 ticket to a Texans United for Life dinner in 1989 and took a leadership role in trying to get the American Bar Association to reconsider its abortion-rights position in 1993.

No assurances on Roe

Senators say Miers has insisted that she has not given anyone any assurances that she would overturn Roe v. Wade if given the chance.

"She said nobody knows my views on Roe v. Wade. Nobody can speak for me on Roe v. Wade," said Sen. Charles Schumer, D-New York, on Monday, referring to the case that guaranteed women's constitutional right to an abortion, setting a legal precedent that abortion foes have been trying to overturn ever since.

In the questionnaire that she turned in the Judiciary Committee, Miers answered "no" to questions asking whether anyone during the nomination process discussed specific cases or legal issues with her to get an assurance on her positions. She also answered "no" to whether she told anyone how she might rule if confirmed.

Miers also revealed that her law license was suspended in the District of Columbia earlier this year for non-payment of bar dues. "I immediately sent the dues to remedy the delinquency," she wrote. "The nonpayment was not intentioned, and I corrected the situation upon receiving the letter."

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Chewbacca To Become An American

Yes, Star Wars dorks.  The big fuzzball from outer space is about to become an American citizen.   That's the impression I got when I saw the headline for this story.  Of course Chewbacca isn't real (although, I did get to say hi to him at the Star Wars ride at Disney in '97, so maybe he is "real"), but the actor that plays him is.   British actor Peter Mayhew "will be among 441 people from 77 countries who will become naturalized Americans in a ceremony in Arlington, Texas."  Of course, while becoming an new American, he is also quoted in this story as saying "Whatever people say about America, it is still one of the most wonderful countries in the world, despite the politics, religion and everything else that goes on."

Dude, you're a wookie!  You should be thrilled that you're becoming one of us.  I'd rather be an American than flying around outer space in a flying Yugo with a wanted fugitive.  Yes, Han Solo was a fugitive.  Now, say the pledge and keep yourself shaved.  Welcome to America.

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'Chewbacca' to become an American British-born actor married to Texan

 story.mayhew.wookiee.ap.jpg Mayhew played Chewbacca in the original "Star Wars" trilogy and in "Episode III."

 

WASHINGTON (AP) -- A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a Wookiee named Chewbacca growled and howled his way through "Star Wars" movies. On Monday, the actor who played him will take the oath to become an American citizen.

British-born Peter Mayhew will be among 441 people from 77 countries who will become naturalized Americans in a ceremony in Arlington, Texas.

Mayhew, 60, played the fur-covered warrior Chewbacca in the original "Star Wars" trilogy of the 1970s and 1980s, and the latest movie, "Episode III: Revenge of the Sith."

"I got married to a Texan lady. That more or less decided it," said Mayhew, who has been married to his wife, Angelique, for six years.

In most cases,an immigrant must be a legal permanent resident for five years before becoming a citizen. The wait is three years if the person marries a U.S. citizen. He also must pass history, English and civics exams.

"I've always been interested in the cowboys and the history of the West and the history of America, so it wasn't so bad," Mayhew said in a telephone interview Wednesday. He was being driven by his wife to buy a suit for the occasion. It will be the conventional type -- not the brown, furry sort.

"I am feeling very happy about it," Mayhew said. "Whatever people say about America, it is still one of the most wonderful countries in the world, despite the politics, religion and everything else that goes on."

"I know that I have the best of both worlds with the dual nationality," he said.

When he takes his oath to become an American, Mayhew said he'll recite what he can remember and "it will be a Chewie growl for the other parts."

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/13/citizen.wookiee.ap/index.html

Monday, October 3, 2005

Not the smartest tool....

The key word here is "tool".  Apparently, this "tool" received relief checks from local churches here in Tulsa while pretending to be in need.  Why would she do this?  Well, if a picture is a worth a thousand words, this picture would be full of words that relate to stupidity:

From NewsChannel 8:
Woman Accused of Obtaining Money Meant For Evacuees

Location: Tulsa
Posted: October 03, 2005 7:41 AM EST
URL: http://www.ktul.com/news/stories/1005/265333.html

Tulsa - A Tulsa woman is accused of taking money meant for hurricane evacuees.

Police arrested 30-year-old Misty Dawn Nelson on two fraud complaints.

Investigators say Nelson had 15-hundred dollars in relief checks sent to her apartment. And, while they believe Nelson did not tell people she was an evacuee, she led a local church to believe she needed help.

Nelson was booked into the Tulsa County Jail on complaints of obtaining money by bogus check.

http://www.ktul.com/printarticle.hrb?a=p&f=n&s=265333&f1=loc&stat=ktul

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

New Orleans Returns To Normal?

Nice to see that while most of New Orleans is still without power, drinkable water, and stable housing, that a sense or normalcy has returned to the Big Easy. 

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Exotic dancer 'Alex' entertains patrons at Deja Vu Showgirls during the strip club's second day of business in the French Quarter of New Orleans, September 20, 2005. Three weeks after Hurricane Katrina demolished the city, the first strip club opened in the city's historic French Quarter, entertaining the city's hoard of police, rescue and fire workers. REUTERS/J.P. Moczulski

 

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1778&e=2&u=/050921/ids_photos_wl/r142584759.jpg

 

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Noooooooo!!!!!

When I saw the title of this story, my reacation was "whoo hooo!"  But then I read the story, and my second reaction was "Oh, crap!  My eyes are burning!!!"

Topless Women Take on Nudity Law Four Women Arrested After Going Topless Say They Didn't Break Any Laws, Want Charges Dropped The Associated Press

Sep. 19, 2005 - Four women arrested after going topless on a downtown street last month say they didn't break any laws and want the charges against them dropped.

The women, each charged with exposure, are to appear Tuesday night in village court. If convicted of the violation they each face 15 days in jail and/or a $250 fine.

Charles Marangola, the attorney representing the women, said he's filed a motion to dismiss the case, maintaining that a 1992 state Court of Appeals decision allows women to go topless anywhere a man can.

"This thing should be dismissed outright," he said. "But if it isn't and these young ladies are found guilty at a trial ... if we have to go to the Court of Appeals, we will."

But Cayuga County Assistant District Attorney Charles Thomas said his office isn't convinced that the 1992 ruling gives blanket permission for women to go topless. Thomas said that in addition to the nudity violation, he'll argue that the women interfered with commerce.

The four women Carol Clarke, 54, and Barbara Crumb, 61, both of Branchport; Claudia Kellersch, 40, of La Jolla, Calif.; and Madeleine McPherson, 40, of Rochester were arrested Aug. 11 outside a grocery store in this village of 1,600 just south of Owasco Lake, 40 miles southwest of Syracuse.

 

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1140686

'Makeover' sued over woman's suicide

Here's yet another reason for me to dislike "reality" TV.  

 

'Makeover' sued over woman's suicide

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A Texas woman has sued ABC's popular reality show "Extreme Makeover" for more than $1 million claiming among other things that an abrupt cancellation of her appearance on the program led to her sister's death.

Deleese Williams of Conroe, Texas, claims she came to Los Angeles to be a contestant on the show after undergoing a series of medical exams to determine if her crooked teeth and droopy eyes could be fixed and her small breasts enhanced, according the suit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The suit starts with the blunt description: "Deleese Williams is considered ugly" and says one doctor promised her "a Hollywood smile like Cindy Crawford."

To prepare for the show, the producers sent a crew to Texas in January 2004 to interview Williams and her family.

The suit claims the "Extreme Makeover" crew manipulated Williams' sister, Kellie, into making cruel statements about Williams' looks.

The night before Williams was to begin her makeover, the show's producers told her it would take too long for work on her jaw to heal. They canceled her appearance and sent Williams home where Kellie, distraught over what she had said about her sister, eventually killed herself, according to the suit.

"Sometimes Deleese blames herself for Kellie's death," the suit said.

An ABC spokeswoman was not immediately available to comment.

This isn't the first time a TV show has been linked to a death. In 1995, the "Jenny Jones Show" syndicated talk program became the center of controversy after one guest murdered another who revealed his homosexual "secret crush" on TV.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/09/20/makeover.suit.reut/index.html

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Bad Management at FEMA

On September 4, I posted the following from CNN:

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Defending the U.S. government's response to Hurricane Katrina, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff argued Saturday that government planners did not predict such a disaster ever could occur.

A few days later I posted this from CNN:

In a memo to his boss Michael Chertoff, the Homeland Security Secretary, he proposed that the initial wave of 1,000 emergency workers would not be in place for two days, and that a further 1,000 would take a week to arrive. The delay was while staff were trained.

Now today comes word that there were some in FEMA, those who had actual disaster training (unlike the former FEMA head Mike Brown), that warned their superiors that New Orleans was in grave danger, however, "political appointees with almost no emergency management experience, didn't seem to share the sense of urgency".

Wow! This is the worst example of bad management that I have ever heard of.  I've been in work situations where my bosses didn't have the nessarcry training to fully understand how my team worked, but they at least took the time to listen to us and respond accordingly.   If this is true, that the bosses at FEMA turned a deaf ear to the dire warnings in this story, then they should be held accountible.   According to this story, they were warned three days ahead of landfall that this would happen.  Yes, I know that local governments have to ask for FEMA's help before they act, but you try telling that to everyone that has been affected by this hurricane.   If FEMA knew of the coming disaster, they should have moved ahead and evacuated New Orleans ahead of time, without being told to do so.

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A disturbing view from inside FEMA Worker: Decision-makers lack disaster experience

As Hurricane Katrina bore down on the Gulf Coast three weeks ago, veteran workers at the Federal Emergency Management Agency braced for an epic disaster.

But their bosses, political appointees with almost no emergency management experience, didn't seem to share the sense of urgency, a FEMA veteran said.

"We told these fellows that there was a killer hurricane heading right toward New Orleans," Leo Bosner, a 26-year FEMA employee and union leader told CNN. "We had done our job, but they didn't do theirs."

Bosner's storm warning came early Saturday, three days before Hurricane Katrina came ashore in eastern Louisiana.

"New Orleans is of particular concern because much of that city lies below sea level," he warned in his daily alert to Homeland Security secretary Michael Chertoff, then-FEMA chief Michael Brown and other Bush administration officials.

"If the hurricane winds blow from a certain direction, there are dire predictions of what may happen in the city," it said. FEMA's tepid response while Katrina's victims grew desperate, suffered and died has been acknowledged and widely criticized.

The agency's failure is a tragic element of the Hurricane Katrina story. But, according to Bosner, FEMA's troubles came as no surprise after its role and stature shifted when federal agencies were reshuffled in response to the September 11, 2001 terror attacks.

Raised concerns

A longtime union leader, Bosner has been a whistle-blower before. This time, he says, colleagues are quietly thanking him for speaking out.

A year ago he raised concerns that Brown was in over his head. Brown stepped down earlier this month after he was removed from leading the government's Katrina relief effort. After resigning, he criticized local officials in an interview with The New York Times, saying the White House wasn't at fault.

"I have nothing personal against Mike Brown," Bosner told CNN. "I feel badly about the guy. But he took a job he was never trained for. The man was a lawyer."

FEMA, formerly an independent agency led by a Cabinet-level official, was among the 22 federal agencies shuffled into the Department of Homeland Security. Brown was an undersecretary who answered to the secretary of Homeland Security.

Before joining the Bush administration in 2001, Brown had spent a decade as the stewards and judges commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association.

The Washington Post reported earlier this month that the top three FEMA officials had ties to Bush's 2000 presidential election campaign. Five of eight top FEMA officials had no crisis management experience, the newspaper said.

Chertoff and Brown have legal backgrounds but scant emergency management experience.

Brown came to work for FEMA in 2001 as legal counsel to his college friend, then-FEMA director Joe Allbaugh, who was Bush's 2000 campaign manager. Brown assumed the top job when Allbaugh left FEMA in 2003.

Chertoff is a former federal prosecutor and appellate court judge. As a prosecutor, he was involved in developing legal strategies for dealing with terrorism following the September 11 attacks. He was appointed Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security in February by a 98-0 Senate vote.

Chertoff worked from home the day Bosner first warned of the hurricane's catastrophic potential for New Orleans, CNN's Tom Foreman reported. Chertoff also has been criticized for writing a memo the day after Katrina struck, delegating authority to Brown and deferring to the White House rather than taking charge.

Chertoff has not commented, but a spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security said he was in touch with Brown the weekend Katrina approached New Orleans.

The homeland security spokesperson also defended the memo, saying it merely put in writing procedures already in place. But the national disaster plan states that Homeland Security is in charge of the response to disasters like Katrina.

Clamoring for reform

Committees in the House and Senate are looking into FEMA and the government's flawed response, and officials are clamoring for reform. Former President Bill Clinton, who revamped FEMA during his administration, is among them.

"Clearly, the FEMA response was slow and there are lots of reasons that I think that happened," Clinton told CNN on Friday. "I believe that there should be some reorganization there."

Clinton, and a national group of state disaster officials, say anyone who heads FEMA should be required to have emergency management credentials. Clinton added that the FEMA chief should answer to the president.

"It's sort of the standard thing," Clinton said, "but when an emergency strikes, that person becomes the most important person in the federal government."

The National Emergency Management Association, a non-profit association of state directors of emergency services, also lists crisis management qualifications as a must for the next FEMA head. In a posting on its Web site, it also called for the the FEMA chief to answer directly to the president ,rather than to the secretary of Homeland Security.

Bosner agrees. He wrote a memo in 1992 that raised red flags about FEMA and helped lead to reform during the Clinton administration.

"FEMA's biggest problem is that too few people in the agency are trained to help in emergencies," he wrote. "We have good soldiers but crummy generals."

For the rest of the 1990s, FEMA improved, Bosner said. But since 2001 the agency has again become demoralized and experienced disaster experts have left.

"At FEMA ... we have actually slid backwards," he said.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/17/katrina.response/index.html

 

Friday, September 16, 2005

Man Breaks Record For Watching TV

Stop the presses!  This is the most unbelievable achievement I've ever seen.   We've been able to land a man on the moon, rid the world of many diseases, create cars and airplanes, yet this takes the cake.  Dude watched TV for nearly three days straight.   And I should be impressed because? 

He claims he did it "to raise awareness of suffering children."  Oh, was that what you were doing?  I thought you were raising awareness that you are a weirdo.  Want to raise awareness for suffering childern?  Get your butt off that couch and write your Senator, make a webpage, donate money to Feed The Childern, something.   I'm pretty sure the world already knew the plight of childern before you decided to sit on your butt for three days. Somehow your watching three striaght days of ABC doesn't make me want to go out and save the world.

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Man breaks record for watching TV

NEW YORK (AP) -- Couch potato, thy name is Suresh.

Suresh Joachim broke the Guinness world record for the longest time spent watching TV. He finished Friday with 69 hours and 48 minutes.

After passing the previous record of 50 hours and 7 minutes Thursday, Joachim continued until shortly after 7 a.m. Friday morning (EDT).

Joachim did his TV viewing in the lobby of WABC-TV as part of the "Guinness World Record Breaker Week" on the syndicated "Live With Regis and Kelly."

Sitting on a brown leather couch, he watched nothing but ABC shows.

"I'm going to be a little tired of watching TV after this," Joachim told The Associated Press by phone during a brief break.

Rules for the couch potato honor, as stipulated by Guinness, allow for a 5-minute break every hour and a 15-minute break every 8 hours. The viewer must otherwise be constantly looking at the screen.

The hardest part, Joachim said on "Regis and Kelly," was "I couldn't watch the people" -- the many, waving passers-by on the street outside the ABC studio.

Joachim, who lives in Toronto but hails from Sri Lanka, now holds more than 16 Guinness records, including the longest duration balancing on one foot (76 hours, 40 minutes) and bowling for 100 hours. He does it, he says, to raise awareness of suffering children.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/16/tv.record.ap/index.html

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Holy Mullet!

Attention all mullet-heads:  the following is for your own good.   Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart, when I ventured over the the Halloween Costume section.   I saw many different costumes, and decorations, and wigs.   But what got my attention was the Super Mullet Wig.  Yes, laides and gentleman.  The Mullet has now became a Halloween costume.  The sad thing is.....not more than month ago, I saw someone with a mullet that was just as long as the one in this picture, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't a wig.

What does it say when the Mullet has now become a Halloween costume?   I live in Oklahoma, and there's ALOT of guys that still have mullets.   It's like Halloween here everyday!

 

Friday, September 9, 2005

Extra! Extra! I'm getting annoying breaking news on my cell phone!!!

Like a lot of people today, I like to get news updates as soon as they happen.  I have alerts set up for my cell phone, my two-way pager, and my email.   In light of events during the past few weeks, I have been getting quit a bit of breaking news updates.   However, this is getting a bit ridiculous.   While I was busy getting ready to head out of the office for the week, I get the following "Breaking News" from ABC:  

Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com:

 

COUPLE PLEADS GUILTY TO PUTTING FINGER IN WENDY'S CHILI  

 

 How is this relevant to anything that I need to know?   I assumed these "alerts" I signed up for would let me know if something important was happening in the world, not this tabloid crap.   I'd like to thank ABC News for wasting my anytime minutes.

Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Memo To Ponce De Leon

Dear Mr De Leon,

    I know you're getting this memo about 400 years later, but I thought you should know that the Fountain of Youth is not in Florida.  In fact, you were off by about 4,000 miles.   According to this story, this fancy new German beer claims to be able to "provide rejuvenation through either drinking or dabbing on the skin".   Whoo Hoo!  Now I can get drunk, and wash away my wrinkles at the same time!  21st century technology rocks!  I'm sorry you went mad, trying to find the Fountain of Youth.   Cheers!

Is New German Beer Fountain of Youth? New German Beer Claims to Be Anti-Aging Tonic

- It may just be the ultimate two-in-one beauty product. A new German beer claims to be an anti-aging tonic.

Klosterbraueri Neuzelle, a former monastery brewery in Neuzelle, Germany, says it has developed a beer named Bathbeer that is designed to slow the aging process. The beverage contains vitamins, minerals and an algae called spirulina.

The beer, which is expected to be introduced this week, claims to provide rejuvenation through either drinking or dabbing on the skin. In addition to Germany, it will be released in the United States, Poland and South Korea.

The drink, like any other alcoholic beverage, can cause intoxication and, of course, hangovers. "Please be advised, that our anti aging beer contains alcohol, 4.8 percent," the label says.

Interestingly, one problem with the beer is that its manufacture might not be legal under Germany's beer purity regulation. The Reinheitsgebot, as it is called, is the world's oldest valid law, dating from 1516. It requires that beer contain only four ingredients: hops, barley, yeast and water.

The matter is expected to be taken up in court soon, and the brewery could be required to label the product something other than beer.

As for whether or not it really does work as any anti-aging tonic, if the brew doesn't do anything when you dab it on your skin, you can always go the traditional route and use it to drown your sorrows.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/print?id=124548

 

FEMA

While I was watching the events in New Orleans last week, one question kept popping up in my head:  where's the show of force?  Where's the aid?  Let's all keep this in mind:  before the Hurricane hit, the Mayor of New Orleans asked everyone to leave the city in advance of the storm.   Most people got out, but sadly, many were left behind.   Sure, there could have been a better effort done before hand, but I don't think those that had the authority to send aid prior to the hurricane realized that levy system in  New Orleans wasn't made to withstand a cat 4 Hurricane.   There is alot of blame that can be passed around, but, after reading this story, I have to say that FEMA so dropped the ball on this.  FEMA was desinged to react to an event such as this, and they basically took their time in supplying aid.   If you read the story, you'll see the head of FEMA seemed to be more concenred with showing "a positive image of disaster operations to government officials, community organisations and the general public" than anything else.  Well, how about doing your job right?  That would have taken care of all your image worries. 

Sure, if the levies held this catastrohpy would have been avoided in New Orleans.  But they didn't hold up, 80% of the city became flooded, and now we're left with finger pointing and what if's. 

Leaked Katrina memo increases pressure on disaster chief

US politicians have called for the head of America's disaster management agency to resign for failing to respond adequately to the New Orleans floods.

NI_MPU('middle'); Michael Brown, the director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (Fema), waited until five hours after Hurricane Katrina had struck before putting out an appeal for staff to help deal with the disaster, it emerged today.

In a memo to his boss Michael Chertoff, the Homeland Security Secretary, he proposed that the initial wave of 1,000 emergency workers would not be in place for two days, and that a further 1,000 would take a week to arrive. The delay was while staff were trained.

In his letter he describes Katrina - thought to have killed more than three times as many people as the 9/11 terror attacks - merely as a "near catastrophic event". The memo has now been leaked on the internet.

Before the storm, Fema had positioned front-line rescue and communications teams across the Gulf Coast. But officials acknowledged the first department-wide appeal for help came only as the storm raged.

On August 29, the day that the hurricane hit land, Mr Brown also warned fire and rescue services outside Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama not to send in emergency workers unless specifically asked for help from local authorities.

In mitigation, a Homeland Security spokesman, Russ Knocke, said that Mr Brown's memo aimed to assemble a taskforce to co-ordinate with victims and community groups.

Instead of rescuing people or recovering bodies, these employees would focus on helping victims find the help they needed, he said.

"There will be plenty of time to assess what worked and what didn’t work," said Mr Knocke. "Clearly there will be time for blame to be assigned and to learn from some of the successful efforts."

Mr Knocke said the 48-hour period was to ensure workers had adequate training. "They were training to help the lifesavers."

In another part of his memo that has struck a jarring note with the US public, Mr Brown tells Fema staff that one of their duties is to make the agency look good.

"Convey a positive image of disaster operations to government officials, community organisations and the general public," he writes.

Democratic Senators Barbara Mikulski and Hillary Clinton said that Mr Brown should resign. Mrs Clinton told CBS’s The Early Show that she "would have never appointed such a person" and said that President Bush should have picked someone with more experience.

Mr Brown was previously head of the International Arabian Horse Association for nine years.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,23889-1769180,00.html

Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Wow!  I'm speechless. 

White House: Mrs. Bush Comment 'Personal'

The Associated Press
Wednesday, September 7, 2005; 4:07 PM

WASHINGTON -- Barbara Bush was making "a personal observation" when she said poor people at a relocation center in Houston were faring better than before Hurricane Katrina struck, President Bush's spokesman said Wednesday.

Scott McClellan, the White House press secretary, did not answer directly when asked if the president agreed with his mother's remarks.

Mrs. Bush, after touring the Astrodome complex in Houston on Monday, said: "What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." She commented during a radio interview with the American Public Media program "Marketplace."

McClellan, at the White House briefing, said: "I think she was making a personal observation on some of the comments that people were making that she was running into. ... But what we're focused on is helping these people who are in need."

Asked if Bush agreed with his mother, McClellan said: "I think that the observation is based on someone or some people that were talking to her that were in need of a lot of assistance, people that have gone through a lot of trauma and been through a very difficult and trying time. And all of a sudden, they are now getting great help in the state of Texas from some of the shelters."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/07/AR2005090701515.html

Tuesday, September 6, 2005

The Sheep Is What???

I've tried to look for some funny topics to talk about, but I haven't been able to find anything recently that would make me laugh.   However, on the way home from work today, I was listening to the local sports station and they were talking about the following, which I was able to locate on badjocks.com.   Apprently, this football player from the Oregon State thought it was his duty to, well, I'm not sure what he wanted to do with a stolen sheep.  Do we REALLY want to know?   To top it off....the sheep is gay.  I have no problem with gay people, but I draw the line at gay sheep; the way they look at you when you're on the farm, tending to the crops and whatnot.  It's disgusting!

As a side note, why would a university pay for a study in homosexual sheep?  Anyone?  Bulher?

 

Headline of the Week: Drunken Oregon State Football Player Accused of Stealing Gay Sheep - If you ask Beavers player Ben Michael Siegert about the incident, he'll deny it saying, "I'm from a city. I don't know anything about sheep." But according to a Benton County Sheriff's deputy, they found the animal in the back of a pickup driven by Siegart, which was pulled over for speeding late last week. The stolen ram normally doesn't go for car rides with strangers and usually lives a quiet life at the research facility where he's part of a study on--I'm not making this up!-- homosexuality in sheep. At about 200 pounds, the sheriff guesses that it took Siegert and another football player in the truck to get the animal into the bed of the pickup, and added, "I'm sure it wasn't an easy job." Siegert may not actually remember the incident clearly because he was arrested on DUI charge that night and almost an hour and a half after being pulled over he still blew a .14% BAC. (Thanks to Fark.com for the link!)

 

http://badjocks.com/archive/2005/mar1305.htm

 

 

Sunday, September 4, 2005

Chertoff: Katrina scenario did not exist

This explains it all....

Chertoff: Katrina scenario did not exist However, experts for years had warned of threat to New Orleans

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Defending the U.S. government's response to Hurricane Katrina, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff argued Saturday that government planners did not predict such a disaster ever could occur.

But in fact, government officials, scientists and journalists have warned of such a scenario for years.

Chertoff, fielding questions from reporters, said government officials did not expect both a powerful hurricane and a breach of levees that would flood the city of New Orleans. (See the video on a local paper's prophetic warning -- 3:30 )

"That 'perfect storm' of a combination of catastrophes exceeded the foresight of the planners, and maybe anybody's foresight," Chertoff said.

He called the disaster "breathtaking in its surprise."

But engineers say the levees preventing this below-sea-level city from being turned into a swamp were built to withstand only Category 3 hurricanes. And officials have warned for years that a Category 4 could cause the levees to fail. (See video of why the levee's breech was devastating -- 1:53)

Katrina was a Category 4 hurricane when it struck the Gulf Coast on August 29.

Last week, Michael Brown, head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, told CNN his agency had recently planned for a Category 5 hurricane hitting New Orleans.

Speaking to "Larry King Live" on August 31, in the wake of Katrina, Brown said, "That Category 4 hurricane caused the same kind of damage that we anticipated. So we planned for it two years ago. Last year, we exercised it. And unfortunately this year, we're implementing it."

Brown suggested FEMA -- part of the Department of Homeland Security -- was carrying out a prepared plan, rather than having to suddenly create a new one.

Chertoff argued that authorities actually had assumed that "there would be overflow from the levee, maybe a small break in the levee. The collapse of a significant portion of the levee leading to the very fast flooding of the city was not envisioned."

He added: "There will be plenty of time to go back and say we should hypothesize evermore apocalyptic combinations of catastrophes. Be that as it may, I'm telling you this is what the planners had in front of them. They were confronted with a second wave that they did not have built into the plan, but using the tools they had, we have to move forward and adapt."

But New Orleans, state and federal officials have long painted a very different picture.

"We certainly understood the potential impact of a Category 4 or 5 hurricane" on New Orleans, Lt. General Carl Strock, chief of engineers for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, said Thursday, Cox News Service reported.

Reuters reported that in 2004, more than 40 state, local and volunteer organizations practiced a scenario in which a massive hurricane struck and levees were breached, allowing water to flood New Orleans. Under the simulation, called "Hurricane Pam," the officials "had to deal with an imaginary storm that destroyed more than half a million buildings in New Orleans and forced the evacuation of a million residents," the Reuters report said.

In 2002 the New Orleans Times-Picayune ran a five-part series exploring the vulnerability of the city. The newspaper, and other news media as well, specifically addressed the possibility of massive floods drowning residents, destroying homes and releasing toxic chemicals throughout the city. (Read: "Times-Picayune" Special Report: Washing awayexternal link)

Scientists long have discussed this possibility as a sort of doomsday scenario.

On Sunday, a day before Hurricane Katrina made landfall, Ivor van Heerden, director of the Louisiana State University Public Health Research Center in Baton Rouge, said, "This is what we've been saying has been going to happen for years."

"Unfortunately, it's coming true," he said, adding that New Orleans "is definitely going to flood."

Also on Sunday, Placquemines Parish Sheriff Jeff Hingle referred back to Hurricane Betsy -- a Category 2 hurricane that struck in 1965 -- and said, "After Betsy these levees were designed for a Category 3."

He added, "These levees will not hold the water back."

But Chertoff seemed unaware of all the warnings.

"This is really one which I think was breathtaking in its surprise," Chertoff said. "There has been, over the last few years, some specific planning for the possibility of a significant hurricane in New Orleans with a lot of rainfall, with water rising in the levees and water overflowing the levees," he told reporters Saturday.

That alone would be "a very catastrophic scenario," Chertoff said. "And although the planning was not complete, a lot of work had been done. But there were two problems here. First of all, it's as if someone took that plan and dropped an atomic bomb simply to make it more difficult. We didn't merely have the overflow, we actually had the break in the wall. And I will tell you that, really, that perfect storm of combination of catastrophes exceeded the foresight of the planners, and maybe anybody's foresight."

Chertoff also argued that authorities did not have much notice that the storm would be so powerful and could make a direct hit on New Orleans.

"It wasn't until comparatively late, shortly before-- a day, maybe a day and a half, before landfall -- that it became clear that this was going to be a Category 4 or 5 hurricane headed for the New Orleans area."

As far back as Friday, August 26, the National Hurricane Center was predicting the storm could be a Category 4 hurricane at landfall, with New Orleans directly in its path. Still, storms do change paths, so the possibility existed that it might not hit the city.

But the National Weather Service prediction proved almost perfect.

Katrina made landfall on Monday, August 29.

Tens of thousands of people in New Orleans who did not or could not heed the mandatory evacuation orders issued the day before the storm made landfall were left in dire straits.

"I think we have discovered over the last few days that with all the tremendous effort using the existing resources and the traditional frameworks of the National Guard, the unusual set of challenges of conducting a massive evacuation in the context of a still dangerous flood requires us to basically break the traditional model and create a new model -- one for what you might call kind of an ultracatastrophe," Chertoff said.

He vowed that the United States "is going to move heaven and earth" to rescue those in need.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/03/katrina.chertoff/index.html