Runaway Bride To Get TV Show?

I was going to come up with my own take on this whole Jennifer Wilbanks piece of crap, but Van Smack did a way better job that I can do.  

PS: Jennifer Wilbanks is a moron.

http://www.jimrome.com/home/article/article_5.html

Find someone who caused harm to a number of people, abused the police and made up stories about getting abducted by a, ‘Hispanic with rotten teeth’, and then a TV show.

According to reports, that is exactly what’s happening to runaway bride, Jennifer Wilbanks. You may remember that she is the bug-eyed freak, who started feeling the squeeze of her impending marriage and bolted. Then she made up some story about getting abducted.

Wilbanks disappeared for a number of days causing authorities in her Georgia hometown to begin a massive man hunt for her and her abductors. When she finally showed up in Albuquerque, and police question her about the abduction, she cracked and told them she was full of crap and made the entire thing up.

Yeah, just the sort of person that you want to give a TV show. Look, I am not a TV executive, but how about employing people that are, I don’t know, talented, entertaining, hard working, creative, humorous and compelling? How about putting them on TV instead of people who break the law, file false reports with the police and cause stress to innumerable people lives?

You know what this is going to do, don’t you? Every other bug-eyed whacko out there is going to start making up lies about getting snatched in an effort to land their own TV show.

Don’t give her a TV show, throw her ass in jail and send a message to all the losers out there that this doesn’t pay. Now all the morons who are too stupid to get on reality TV, will try this route to get on TV instead. Count me out for the Runaway Bug-Eyed Freak TV show. I’m not interested.