The Irony.....

For Your Info: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.  
 
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.  
 
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.  
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.  
 
Based on the above, the best
current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.  -  It's called
the 401-Keg.
 
A recent study found the average American
walks about 900 miles a year.  
 
Another study found Americans drink, on the 
average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on
average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.  Makes You Proud
 To Be An American!

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