The Sheep Is What???

I've tried to look for some funny topics to talk about, but I haven't been able to find anything recently that would make me laugh.   However, on the way home from work today, I was listening to the local sports station and they were talking about the following, which I was able to locate on badjocks.com.   Apprently, this football player from the Oregon State thought it was his duty to, well, I'm not sure what he wanted to do with a stolen sheep.  Do we REALLY want to know?   To top it off....the sheep is gay.  I have no problem with gay people, but I draw the line at gay sheep; the way they look at you when you're on the farm, tending to the crops and whatnot.  It's disgusting!

As a side note, why would a university pay for a study in homosexual sheep?  Anyone?  Bulher?

 

Headline of the Week: Drunken Oregon State Football Player Accused of Stealing Gay Sheep - If you ask Beavers player Ben Michael Siegert about the incident, he'll deny it saying, "I'm from a city. I don't know anything about sheep." But according to a Benton County Sheriff's deputy, they found the animal in the back of a pickup driven by Siegart, which was pulled over for speeding late last week. The stolen ram normally doesn't go for car rides with strangers and usually lives a quiet life at the research facility where he's part of a study on--I'm not making this up!-- homosexuality in sheep. At about 200 pounds, the sheriff guesses that it took Siegert and another football player in the truck to get the animal into the bed of the pickup, and added, "I'm sure it wasn't an easy job." Siegert may not actually remember the incident clearly because he was arrested on DUI charge that night and almost an hour and a half after being pulled over he still blew a .14% BAC. (Thanks to Fark.com for the link!)

 

http://badjocks.com/archive/2005/mar1305.htm